chris rockamole

chris rock made from guacamole.

there's no doubt that chris rock is a comedic genius. but i feel like "pootie tang", which he produced and in which he played three roles, has often been overlooked. i mean, these three scenes (even though chris rock isn't in all of them) crack me up for hours!

fake canadianne bacon

audrey hepburn as princess anne from "roman holiday" on fake canadian bacon.

for my final audrey, i decided to go the "roman holiday" route. mainly because i wanted to watch these two scenes

funny facial scrub

audrey hepburn as jo stockton from "funny face" made from st. ives apricot facial scrub.

i can't ever get enough audrey so i think i'm going to make these two portraits into a trio tomorrow.

oh yeah, audrey's dance from "funny face" of course. and don't forget to think pink.

hollyandaise sauce

audrey hepburn as holly golightly made from hollandaise sauce.

there's so much to love about "breakfast at tiffany's". well, i mean, except for the horribly racist portrayl of mr. yunioshi by mickey rooney, the unbelievability of george peppard as a love interest and the hollywood ending that feels tacked on. (seriously, i *never* watch the end of "breakfast". holly's supposed to go to brazil.)

i criticize because i love. (haha!)

lipliner corinne

diane lane as corinne burns from the fabulous stains made from lipliner.

i just got around to watching "the fabulous stains" on new year's eve and HOLY CRAP! it's incredible! (this scene in particular is especially great. (although vaguely nsfw depending upon how uptight your boss is.))

it and "linda linda linda" made for a super fantastico holiday.

msgene wilder

gene wilder made from msg.

gene wilder is awesome in everything from "willy wonka" to "young frankenstein" to "bonny and clyde".

but "silver streak" still gets on my nerves.

happy new year!

powdered indian billie pepper

billie piper made from powdered indian chili pepper.

i first became a fan of billie piper's when she played rose tyler on the new "dr. who" series. since then, i've enjoyed her roles in both "secret diary of a call girl" and "the sally lockhart mysteries".

i can't for the life of me get into her music though...

happy new year's eve! only 31 more fugitives to go!